Haunted Hacienda – The Art Of The Mexican Horror Film
May 5th – June 10th
This looks like something we might be interested in 
More details here.
More details here.And more cool events:
Lucha Libre – Life Behind The Mask. Rich Walton’s revealing documentary about Lucha Libre in and around Los Angeles, is playing at the Antelope Valley Film Festival on Sunday April 23rd
Ettore Sottsass exhibition at LACMA. Cool furniture designs!
BunnyJam in San Francisco. Driving up on the weekend of April 15th and looking forward to meet with our new Killer Watts friends.
Lili: Totally non-sequitar, but I’m sharing it anyway. A “joke” that my (Chinese) Dad forwarded me this week:
A Chinese and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from New
York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game.
The Chinese, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me
$5, and vice versa.” Again, the Chinese declines and tries to get some
sleep.
The American, now worked up, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer, you
pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $500.” This gets the
guy’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees
to the game.
The American asks the first question, “What’s the distance from the earth to
the moon?” The Chinese doesn’t say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls
out a $5 bill, and hands it to the American.
“Okay,” says the American, “your turn.” So the Chinese asks, “What goes up a
hill with three legs and comes down with four?”
The American thinks about it. No answer. Puzzled, he takes out his laptop
computer and searches all his references. No answer! He taps into the
air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of
Congress. No answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers. Checks the
input. All to no avail!
Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Chinese and hands him $500.
The Chinese thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.
The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Chinese and asks, “Well,
what’s the answer?” Without a word, the Chinese reaches into his wallet,
hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep.
York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game.
The Chinese, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me
$5, and vice versa.” Again, the Chinese declines and tries to get some
sleep.
The American, now worked up, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer, you
pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $500.” This gets the
guy’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees
to the game.
The American asks the first question, “What’s the distance from the earth to
the moon?” The Chinese doesn’t say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls
out a $5 bill, and hands it to the American.
“Okay,” says the American, “your turn.” So the Chinese asks, “What goes up a
hill with three legs and comes down with four?”
The American thinks about it. No answer. Puzzled, he takes out his laptop
computer and searches all his references. No answer! He taps into the
air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of
Congress. No answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers. Checks the
input. All to no avail!
Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Chinese and hands him $500.
The Chinese thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.
The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Chinese and asks, “Well,
what’s the answer?” Without a word, the Chinese reaches into his wallet,
hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep.
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