August 6, 2003

• From today’s Wrestling Observer – headlines:

  –There is a fake Santo movie out called “Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter.” The story of the movie is that Christ returns to fight Vampires, and when he has problems, he calls on Santo to help him. Only this isn’t really Santo, but a fat guy wearing a Santo mask. But in the movie, he’s pretending to be Santo. This sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen. Santo in this movie is a pro wrestler and helps Christ ward off the Vampires. The guy playing Santo is prominently displayed on the video cover, and is all over the second half of the movie. There is a big spot where Santo finds out the hot looking girl really isn’t a lesbian, but is bi, so he gets all excited thinking he’s got a shot.

  Eddie: Looks like I better seek clearance for Santito pronto!

  • 9:46 pm
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